- D.D. Cummings: [filthy home] Don't you people ever dust?
- Cassie McBain: [filthy wardrobe] Their motto: Cleanliness is next to...
- [drops nasty garment in disgust]
- Cassie McBain: impossible!
- Jack Wilde: Why do you wreak havoc and destruction everywhere you go?
- D.D. Cummings: It's what we love.
- Ashley Blaine: [D.D. is planning the evening together to be like a slumber party] Perfect! And when I die, I'll go straight to heaven, 'cause I've had enough of hell!
- Shane Phillips: [Jeep in pursuit] Dee, that was a stop sign!
- D.D. Cummings: You can't believe everything you read.