- Carrie: [dedicating her book] To single women everywhere, and one in particular... my good friend Charlotte, the eternal optimist, who always believes in love.
- Carrie: [while trolling for men with Charlotte] You have slept with eight men and we're still on appetizers.
- Miranda: So what? They get a medal for correctly identifying a feeling? We do that all day long. I feel pissed off. Ta-dahhhh!