Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.
Samantha Jones: [reading the post-it from Berger] "I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me." Motherfucker's concise.
Carrie: Ooh, hear that? It's midnight, the official end to what will now be known as the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie.
Carrie: I said "doobie".
Miranda: I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."