Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore, if it's bad you just had sex with an ex.
Carrie: It wouldn't be bad.
Carrie: What? Now? What about last night, all those concerns?
Big: Fuck it. You'll need material for the sequel.
Carrie: [on starting an all-male brothel industry] We should open one in every block, like Starbucks!
Carrie: [waiting with Mr. Winkle, the puppet dog, for her book reading to start] This book tour's tough.
Carrie: [Mr. Winkle continues to nod and pant. Carrie gives him a good look] That's a cute top.
Anthony Marantino: Some of the best sex I've had is with people I can't stand.
Harry Goldenblatt: Charlotte, you're so beautiful. Your skin is so soft, so smooth...
Charlotte York: And you... have a hard dick.