Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
Carrie: Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.
Carrie: If by "going," you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.