- Miranda dates rising playwright Thomas John Andersen, whose only flaw is he needs to shower immediately after sex, which he blames on nun teachers; her uttering sex is not sinful gets her thrown out forever. Carrie observes churches draw classy dressers- as her Mr. Big, an atheist who takes his Presbyterian mother every Sunday and won't invite Carrie along. Samantha startles telling she's in love with jazz-loving lawyer James, without having had sex; when they finally do, she can't even feel his tiny cock, she's shattered and hates herself for it. Charlotte consults psychic card-layer Noanie Stein who sees no marriage for her, so she tries Santeria, where she's told that's curable for $300. When Carrie spies on them with Miranda, Big is not amused, she desperate that he introduces her as just a friend. Stanford invites everyone, even Skipper, to the gay disco club presentation of the new fragrance Fallen Angel and his boyfriend Allanne, the bottle designer. Carrie expresses her doubts when Big comes pick her up for a holiday trip- couple canceled.—KGF Vissers
- Miranda dates an up-and-coming playwright Thomas John Anderson, who is also an up-tight Catholic (right after sex, he takes a shower). Growing up the nuns taught him that sex was sin. Next time, after Thomas "finishes" Miranda holds him and says sex is not a sin. Thomas gets really angry and tells Miranda that she doesn't understand religion and beliefs at all. Thomas breaks up with Miranda.
Carrie accidentally sees Mr Big at church on Sunday with his mother and finds out that he takes her to church every week. Charlotte tells Carrie that getting on the right side of Big's mom is crucial for her future relationship with Big. She says that a man taking care of his mother is sweet and sensitive. Charlotte says that Mr Big's church is one of the best on the East side of town.
Carrie asks Big about joining him and his mom at church. Big offers her a Caribbean vacation instead. He says that going to church is a private thing he does with his mother. Next Sunday, Carrie takes Miranda and sneaks into the church to spy on Big and his mother. She is about to leave when she drops the bible in a silent church and attracts everyone's attention. Big sees her. Carrie waits outside to be introduced to Big's mother.
After being introduced as "a friend" to his mother, Carrie realizes her relationship with Mr. Big is one-sided. He doesn't want to introduce "another girlfriend to his mom" and wants to do things on "his own time frame". Big asks Carrie to have faith. Carrie is disappointed that Big's mother had never even heard of her, and she had been going out with Big for many months now. Big comes home to pick Carrie for their vacation. Carrie says that she needs a sign, as Big told her to have faith and she is losing hers. Big won't say anything as she wants to hear "you are the one". Carrie breaks up with Big.
Samantha falls in love with a perfect man James (James Goodwin). Samantha met James at a Jazz club and he is a lawyer. They have a long walk home and Samantha doesn't sleep with James on the first date, as he is special. Charlotte is worried that Samantha might get married before her. It was Charlotte who inspired Samantha to look for the potential of a long-term relationship with a man. But, when they finally have sex, she finds that James doesn't measure up to Samantha's requirements. James is 3 inches, when he is hard. It is like a gherkin to Samantha. She is inconsolable. For Samantha, a large penis is everything. She loves blowing it and having it inside of her. Samantha cries.
Charlotte gets psychic readings to see if she'll ever marry. Her psychic tells her that she doesn't see marriage in Charlotte's future. She tries many psychics and gets the same answer. Stanford is dating a new boyfriend Allanne (Duane Boutte), who designed a new perfume bottle. Miranda runs into Skipper, and they start dating together. Miranda asks Skipper to start spending the whole night at her apartment. She is glad to be with a person who does not view sex as a sin.
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