Carrie Bradshaw: He introduced me to his mother as a friend. She never even heard of me. That isn't a good sign.
Miranda Hobbes: Maybe they're not that close.
Carrie Bradshaw: Come on, don't lie. You're in a church.
Charlotte York: Is he a good kisser?
Samantha Jones: Oh, who the fuck cares? His dick is like a gherkin.