Dr. Bradley Talmadge: [after Parker explains the situation over the phone] Can we send some help?
Lt. Frank Parker: I don't think so. How hard can it be to find a time-travel facility in Russia? Probably it'll be the only place with electricity.
Dr. Bradley Talmadge: By all accounts it's the worst disaster since Moupal.
Capt. Craig Donovan: What were they thinking transporting chemical weapons through a busy train station?
Nathan Ramsey: Well, you know, czar-ism, Bolsheism, stupid-ism; there's a definite trend there.