Kramer learns that he's finally making some royalties from his coffee table book. He decides to retire to Florida and live in the same condo complex as Jerry's parents. Jerry goes to visit his parents in Florida and gives his dad his birthday present - a Wizard portable computer. Morty thinks it only has one primary use - as a tip calculator. Kramer decides to run for the condo board of directors and Morty decides to use Kramer to install a puppet regime and wield power from behind the scenes. Jerry decides that in order for Kramer to win they need to get tip calculators for everyone in the complex. Meanwhile, everyone questions the ethnicity of Elaine's new boyfriend, and George is dragged by the Ross's up to his fake house in the Hamptons. Written by
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In the Seinfelds' condo board newspaper, Boca Breeze, the name Larry David (famed head writer & co-creator of "Seinfeld") is found in smaller headlines: "Larry David Hurts Elbow" and "Larry David Never To Play Golf AGAIN". See more
George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having an event this weekend.
Oh, I just, uh, leased a house, out in the Hamptons, and I've *got* to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.
Thank you for calling, George.
[she moves to hang up the phone
Oh, sure. I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh, uh, okay, I gotta go.
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