Plot Summary for
"Seinfeld" The Wink (1995)

Jerry squirts grapefruit juice in George's eye and he develops and uncontrollable wink in his eye. This causes Kramer to sell Steinbrenner's birthday card and George's co-worker Morgan to get fired. Elaine is dating a wake up service guy named James she met on the phone. Jerry is dating Elaine's cousin Holly who loves to eat meat. Jerry tries to impress her by pretending to eat her mutton but actual stuffs the chewed up pieces into Grandma Mima's napkins and into his jacket. Elaine borrows Jerry's jacket and gets chased by dogs. She has to spend the night at her boyfriend's house and they sleep head to toe on his sofa bed. Kramer makes a deal with a terminally ill boy named Bobby that if Paul O'Neill hits two home runs he will give Kramer the birthday card back. James's dogs find the mutton and the used napkins are used as dog bandannas. Holly tries to cook Jerry pork chops and he stuffs it into his sofa and James's dogs find it as well. Written by Jim

Jerry's attempt at eating healthier results in George having grapefruit juice squirted in his eye which leads him to constantly wink. It results in an awkward situation at work and a promotion. Jerry has decided to stop eating meat but is concerned his new girlfriend will think he's a wimp. His attempts to hide that fact lead to problems for Elaine who's been dating the guy who phones her from the wake up service. Only problem is that he's a dog lover. Kramer hopes to sell an interoffice envelope from the Yankees with the signatures of several baseball stars. Written by garykmcd

Jerry is dating a girl who likes to eat lots of meat, but he doesn't want to tell her that he'd rather not eat meat, so he tries hiding it in his pockets while they eat. But when Elaine borrows his jacket, she is stalked by a bunch of hungry dogs, so she is forced to sleep over at the Wake-Up Call guy's place, which causes him to sleep over. Meanwhile, George and Kramer sells an autographed New York Yankees-postcard to a little sick boy by mistake, and goes to the hospital to try and get it back again from him. Written by KnatLouie

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