Jerry gets a permanent discount at his local dry cleaners after returning a locket he found in a jacket pocket. His new girlfriend Meryl also claims the discount claiming to be Jerry's wife. It all gets out of hand when Jerry's Uncle Leo hears he's married. Elaine thinks an airline pilot who goes to the same health club but her interest wanes quickly when he wipes the top of her water bottle before drinking from it. George is in trouble when the pilot sees him urinating in the shower at the same club. Kramer has had trouble sleeping at home but not, unfortunately at the tanning studio. Written by
Did You Know?
Guest stars Courtney Cox who was about to begin filming a little show named 'Friends' which, arguably, went on to become even more successful than Seinfeld. See more
Tanning beds have a timer and will shutoff when done. It is impossible to over do it unless the timer is set wrong or faulty. See more
Hey Elaine, whatdya say if neither of us is married in 10 years, you and I get hitched.
Make it 50.
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Written by Jonathan Wolff See more