- George orders hair growing cream from China. Jerry is mesmerized by a dirty message left on a tape recorder from his last performance. George becomes infatuated with Elaine.
- Jerry has used a voice recorder at his most recent gig so he can listen to some of his new material. A woman has added her own voice-over to part of the tape and for Jerry, George and Kramer, it is the most erotic thing they have ever heard. Elaine thinks it's all very funny since she's the woman on the tape. While Jerry frantically tries to track the mysterious woman down, Elaine tells George the truth and he is suddenly infatuated with her. George has also ordered some hair growing cream from china but it has a particularly bad smell.—garykmcd
- Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder that he used to record his comedy act from the previous night. Jerry records his live shows using a microphone near the stage, and then listens to the tape later to understand where he can improve his material or its delivery. The tape recorder was in the back of the room on a ledge. Jerry reckons that the woman must be sitting next to it. Upon hearing the message, he, George, and Kramer become obsessed with this woman. Elaine admits to George that she was the sexy voice in the tape. George is shocked to hear this and suddenly becomes attracted to her but does not tell Elaine about it.
Elaine makes George promise not to reveal her confession to Jerry or Kramer. Meanwhile Jerry has no way of getting in touch with this woman. Jerry, determined to get in touch with the woman who left the message, finds out who sat near the tape and gets her number. After his date with her, he tries to kiss her, but gets the "pull-back", and concludes that she is crazy.
George orders a cream from China after watching a commercial that claims that it can cure baldness. At Jerry's apartment, George makes a collect call to the product's company in Beijing while Jerry mocks George for being gullible enough to believe that the cream actually works. George tries desperately to communicate with the people on the other side of the line but is unable to do so since they don't speak English.
Meanwhile, this is when Elaine decides to stop by, and Kramer decides to start making his own home videos by recording whatever Jerry, George and Elaine are doing. This includes a fake interview with Elaine, portrayed as a porn star, and she says the sex is never simulated with George, arousing him. Finally, the Chinese delivery boy, Ping, delivers the take-out Kramer orders and George convinces Ping, who speaks Chinese, to talk on the phone and help him order the cream. Ping tells George to send a money order from the Bank of China. Once they get the money, they will send the cream within 3 days. The cream duly arrives and George applies it, but it stinks.
George finds it hard to control his obsession with Elaine and finally admits to Jerry that he is attracted to her. Jerry wants to know why, but George tries to keep Elaine's secret by not telling him. He finally cracks and tells Jerry that Elaine left the message. She comes in later and tells her secret to Jerry, but Jerry says George already told him. George then confesses that he is attracted to Elaine.
She finds this news disturbing and then realizes that Jerry and Kramer have become attracted to her too. Freaked out, Elaine immediately leaves Jerry's apartment, despite Jerry, George and Kramer's pleas to stay. At the end, the three fight to hear the tape again.
Kramer tells Jerry that his mother's ex-boyfriend, who took the jacket back, has been arrested for mail fraud and is in prison. Kramer intends to find out if he took the jacket with him.
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