Jerry has used a voice recorder at his most recent gig so he can listen to some of his new material. A woman has added her own voice-over to part of the tape and for Jerry, George and Kramer, it is the most erotic thing they have ever heard. Elaine thinks it's all very funny since she's the woman on the tape. While Jerry frantically tries to track the mysterious woman down, Elaine tells George the truth and he is suddenly infatuated with her. George has also ordered some hair growing cream from china but it has a particularly bad smell. Written by
Did You Know?
The Chinese baldness cure is based on something Larry David
tried in real life. The shots Kramer takes of George's scalp are identical to those the real Kenny Kramer
took of Larry David. See more
Elaine on the phone says she is at Arlene's and asks Jerry to stop over. A minute later Jerry tells George she is coming up. Then Elaine calls back to say she is too busy to come over. See more
Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?
You know what that makes you? A baldist.