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"Seinfeld" The Soup Nazi (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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George Costanza: [Soup Nazi gives him a look] Medium turkey chili.

[instantly moves to the cashier]

Jerry Seinfeld: Medium crab bisque.

George Costanza: [looks in his bag and notices no bread in it] I didn't get any bread.

Jerry Seinfeld: Just forget it. Let it go.

George Costanza: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

Soup Nazi: Bread, $2 extra.

George Costanza: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

Soup Nazi: You want bread?

George Costanza: Yes, please.

Soup Nazi: $3!

George Costanza: What?

Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[snaps his fingers. The cashier instantly takes George's soup and gives him back his money]

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Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

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Customer: Uh, gazpacho, por favor.

Soup Nazi: Por favor?

Customer: Um, I'm part Spanish.

Soup Nazi: Adios, muchacho!

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Jerry Seinfeld: What are you gonna get?

Sheila: I'll decide at the last minute.

Jerry Seinfeld: You better decide, sister. You're on deck.

[Sheila kisses him]

Jerry Seinfeld: Sheila!

Soup Nazi: [pounds on the counter hard] HEY!

Jerry Seinfeld: Uh oh.

Soup Nazi: What is this? You're kissing in my line? NOBODY KISSES IN MY LINE!

Sheila: I can kiss anywhere I want to.

Soup Nazi: You just cost yourself a soup!

Sheila: HOW DARE YOU! C'mon Jerry, we're leaving.

[leaves the soup kitchen, but Jerry stays. Sheila comes back in]

Sheila: Jerry?

Jerry Seinfeld: Do I know you?

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George Costanza: Good afternoon. One large crab bisque to go.

[gets his soup and looks inside]

George Costanza: Bread. Beautiful.

Soup Nazi: You're pushing your luck little man.

George Costanza: Sorry. Thank you.

[leaves]

Elaine Benes: Hi there. Um, uh -

[drumming on countertop]

Elaine Benes: Oh! Oh! Oh! One mulligatawny and, um... what is that right there? Is that lima bean?

Soup Nazi: Yes.

Elaine Benes: Never been a big fan.

[coughing]

Elaine Benes: Um... you know what? Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!

Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.

Elaine Benes: Well, I...

Soup Nazi: You know something?

Elaine Benes: Hmmm?

Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Elaine Benes: What?

Soup Nazi: COME BACK ONE YEAR! NEXT!

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[Elaine has gotten hold of the Soup Nazi's recipes]

Elaine Benes: You're through, Soup Nazi! No more soup for *you*.

[screams]

Elaine Benes: NEXT!

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[Bob and Ray see the armoire Kramer's guarding]

Ray: [gasps] Look at this!

Bob: It's an antique!

Ray: It's all handmade, and I *love* the inlay!

Bob: Yes, yes! Me too! Ai it's gorgeous, completely! Pick it up.

[Ray tries to lift the armoire]

Bob: No no! Pick it up from the bottom over there.

Cosmo Kramer: W-W-W-Wait! What are you doing?

Bob: What does it look like we are doing? We're taking this!

Cosmo Kramer: You can't take this! It belongs to a friend of mine!

Bob: Look, you want to get hurt? I don't think you want to get hurt, because if you want to get hurt, I can hurt you! Now just back off!

Ray: Bob...

Bob: Just pick it up!

Cosmo Kramer: What is this, huh?!

Bob: [yells] You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is to it! Okay?

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