- Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable.
- Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat?
- Cosmo Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything.
- Elaine: Wow, can I borrow that thing for a while?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh no, I don't think so.
- Elaine: Why not?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, you're not checked out on it.
- Elaine: What do I have to know?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, where the meat goes?
- Elaine: Right there.
- Cosmo Kramer: Where do you turn it on?
- Elaine: Right there.
- Cosmo Kramer: But where does the meat go?
- Cosmo Kramer: George, why would I, a Julliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
- George Costanza: Because, you're not a dermatologist.
- Jerry Seinfeld: How's the life-saving business?
- Dr. Sara Sitarides: It's fine.
- Jerry Seinfeld: It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man.
- Dr. Sara Sitarides: What is with you?
- Jerry Seinfeld: You call yourself life-saver, I call you pimple-popper M.D.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Revenge date? That sounds more like you than me.
- George Costanza: This could be so sweet. Saving lives? She's one step above working at the Clinique counter.
- Cosmo Kramer: We're looking at half a millimeter.
- Elaine Benes: Can it cut that thin?
- Cosmo Kramer: Oh, it cuts slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.
- Elaine Benes: How did you know you cut it?
- Cosmo Kramer: Well, I guess I just assumed.