- George Costanza: You know, after all these years, I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together
- Elaine Benes: Well that's because you're an idiot!
- [after Patty breaks up with Jerry]
- Jerry: [crying] What is this salty discharge?
- Elaine Benes: Oh, my God. You're crying.
- Jerry: This is horrible! I *care*!
- Jerry: [Sarcastically] Kramer, I love you.
- Cosmo Kramer: [Without missing a beat] I love you too, buddy!
- Lloyd Braun: You know, you should tell your dad that 'serenity now' thing doesn't work. It just bottles up the anger, and eventually, you blow.
- George Costanza: What do you know? You were in the nut house.
- Lloyd Braun: What do you think put me there?
- Frank Costanza: SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
- George Costanza: What is *that*?
- Frank Costanza: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'SERENITY NOW!'
- George Costanza: Are you supposed to *yell* it?
- Frank Costanza: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
- Jerry Seinfeld: She thinks I suppress my emotions.
- George Costanza: So, what do you care what she thinks?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Good body.
- [Kramer has just taken his built-up anger out on the computers George intended to return]
- George Costanza: Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Whyyyyy did you have to destroy twenty-five computers?
- Cosmo Kramer: [eating an orange] George, you listen to me. I owe you one.
- Jerry Seinfeld: George, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. Sure, I'm not funny any more. But, there's more to life than making shallow fairly obvious observations.
- Cosmo Kramer: Simple, you let out one emotion, all the rest come with it. It's like Endora's box.
- Jerry Seinfeld: That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, well she had one too.
- Rabbi Glickman: Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.
- Elaine Benes: Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.
- George Costanza: HELLO, MR. FARNEMAN? YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER? NO? WHY NOT? ALL RIGHT, I SEE. GOOD ANSWER. THANK YOU.
- Jerry: I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George. Ever tell you how much I love you?
- George Costanza: [baffled] What?
- Jerry: [completely euphoric] I love you, George. Come here.
- George Costanza: [freaked out] I-I'm already here. I'm here. I'm here. Uh, you know what? If you want a computer, call me. I-I gotta go.
- Jerry: Go wherever you want. I'm still gonna love you.
- George Costanza: You're selling computers?
- Frank Costanza: Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called "The Net" with that girl from 'The Bus'. I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far fetched.