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"Seinfeld" The Robbery (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

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Kramer: How could you not have insurance?

Jerry: Because, I spent all my money on the Clapco D29. It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today. It has only one design flaw: the door

[closes door]

Jerry: MUST BE CLOSED!

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Elaine: Jerry, come on, you're doing okay now. You should at least take a look at this place. You shouldn't have to live like this.

Jerry: Like this? You just said you wanted to live here!

Elaine: Well, for me it's a step up. It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

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[a police officer at Jerry's apartment, taking notes of articles stolen]

Cop: Let's see, that's one tv, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, and a computer. Is that about it?

Elaine: Answering machine.

Jerry: *Answering machine*. Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Cop: What do you mean?

Jerry: It's a joke.

Cop: I see. Well, Mr Seinfeld, we'll look into it and we'll let you know if we, you know, if we find anything.

Jerry: Do you ever find anything?

Cop: No.

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