- Jerry Seinfeld: George, I am loving this no-wallet thing.
- George Costanza: A *man* carries a wallet.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You know, the very fact that you oppose this makes me think I'm on to something.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Officer! Someone took my European carryall!
- Cop: Your what?
- Jerry Seinfeld: The black leather thing with a strap.
- Cop: You mean a purse?
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, a purse! I carry a purse!
- George Costanza: My back is killing me.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Of course, because of that wallet. You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass.