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"Seinfeld" The Race (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Lois: So will you come to Hawaii with me Jerry?

Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I will , Lois. Maybe I will.

[Jerry winks at camera, like in the Superman movie]

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George Costanza: Your boyfriend reads the Daily Worker? What is he? A communist?

Elaine Marie Benes: He reads everything, you know, Ned's very well read.

George Costanza: Maybe he's just very well red?

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Elaine Marie Benes: Oh well nothing wrong with that. Gotta make those big bucks... money money money money money money money... ha ha ha ha ah... are you a communist?

Ned: Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

Elaine Marie Benes: OH, AH! OH! WOW! WHOA! A COMMIE! Wow, gee, man it must be a bummer for you guys, what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.

Ned: Yeah, well, we still got China, and Cuba.

Elaine Marie Benes: Yeah, but come on...

Ned: I know it's not the same.

Elaine Marie Benes: Well, you had a good run. What was it 75, 80 years? Wreaking havoc, making everybody nervous.

Ned: Yeah, we had a good run.

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Jerry Seinfeld: And he's calling all these people from High School to come and watch. I knew this day would come. I can't do it. I can't go through with it. I'm calling it off. I can't let the legend die. It's like a kid finding out there's no Santa Claus.

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Boss: Is there a problem here?

Cosmo Kramer: Ho ho ho ho.

Kid: This guy's a Commie. He's spreading propoganda.

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Delivery man: Ah, I knew it was you! You tried to trick Hop Sing! You are onour list; Elaine Benes! And now you are on our list; Ned Isakoff.

Ned: You got me blacklisted from Hop Sing's?

Delivery man: She named name!

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Jerry Seinfeld: [Opening scene, Lois's office] Ready to go Lois?

Lois: You really like to say my name? Don't you?

Jerry Seinfeld: Excuse me Lois. Stand back Lois. Jimmy's in trouble Lois.

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George Costanza: You, uh, wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner?

George Steinbrenner: Yes George, I did. Come in, come in. George, the wordaround the office is that you're a Communist.

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Jerry Seinfeld: I never did. In four years of high school I would never race anyone again. Not even to the end of the block to catch a bus. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents. Pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my god given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone. I chose not to run.

Elaine Marie Benes: So now Duncan is back?

Jerry Seinfeld: He's back. And I knew he would be someday. Man that's some tart cider!

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Lois: So you were the fastest kid in school.

Jerry Seinfeld: Faster than a speeding bullet Lois.

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Lois: Have you designed any buildings in New York?

George Costanza: Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?

Lois: You did that?

George Costanza: Yep. And it didn't take very long either.

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