A simple pick up line in the coffee shop proves Jerry's theory that every instinct George has is wrong. George decides to try the opposite, and that lands him an attractive girlfriend, a job offer with the New York Yankees, and an apartment that allows him to finally move out of his parent's house. Simultaneously, Elaine's mistake of stopping off for candy after learning her boyfriend was hospitalized causes her fortune to take a downturn. She gets kicked out of her apartment, breaks up with her boyfriend, and the candy causes a chain reaction that ultimately leads to the end of her longtime employer. Jerry sees the parallel between his two friends and realizes that he breaks even on just about everything. Kramer continues to take the book tour for his coffee table book, but Pendant Publishing's bankruptcy puts the book on the shelf. Written by
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Elaine's hair occasionally changes throughout Seinfeld and this often seems to indicate changes in mood or intention. Here, she is trying to get a job where she would succeed Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, and she makes herself look like Jackie. See more
Elaine takes a bottle of water from Jerry's fridge and drinks from it. She is then seen taking the cap off the unopened bottle. See more
[George is telling Jerry he's been hired by the Yankees
The New York Yankees?
The New York Yankees!
Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle... Costanza?
Seinfeld Theme Song
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