Kramer gets a pet rooster that he names after Jerry. Jerry bounces a check at the local liquor store but has difficulty paying it off. So much in fact, that his parents think that Jerry is strapped for cash. Marcelino, the owner of the liquor store, tells Jerry that there is money to be made in underground cockfighting rings. When Little Jerry wins his first fight, Marcelino wants to buy the bird, but Jerry and Kramer refuse to sell. Meanwhile, as part of his duties with the Foundation, George goes to a women's prison where they have just donated a generous sum of money. George dates one of the inmates and gets really turned on by the concept of "conjugal visit sex". When the prisoner escapes, George discovers something even better than conjugal visit sex - fugitive sex. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head, but when she convinces him to grow his hair in, he discovers that he's going bald and looks exactly like George. Written by
Did You Know?
George at one point says "that's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it", when talking about Elaine's boyfriend shaving his head for no reason when he could just let his natural, thick, full hair grow back out. But in season 9 "The Butter Shave" episode, he let his boss buy him a motorized cart (a kind of wheelchair) cause he thought George was handicapped. And George enjoyed riding on it to deceive his boss for exclusive bathroom privileges. See more
You can clearly see stubble in the "bald" spots as Kurt's hair is growing back in. See more
I bought a chicken.
Allow me. Why?
Cage-free, farm fresh eggs.
Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
References American Gladiators
Seinfeld Theme Song
Written by Jonathan Wolff See more