Jerry Seinfeld:
So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
George Louis Costanza:
No, no, no. It was not trash.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Was it in the trash?
George Louis Costanza:
Yes.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Then it was trash.
George Louis Costanza:
It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry Seinfeld:
But it was in the cylinder.
George Louis Costanza:
Above the rim.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
George Louis Costanza:
It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Was it eaten?
George Louis Costanza:
One little bite.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Well, that's garbage.
George Louis Costanza:
But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.
Jerry Seinfeld:
You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.
Cosmo Kramer:
Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Boy, you can really talk some trash.
Jerry Seinfeld:
[
to George] I guess that's better than eating it.
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