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"Seinfeld" The Fusilli Jerry (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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Estelle Costanza: Where have you been? You were supposed to fix the stove! I've been waiting for hours!

Frank Costanza: I fell on some Fusilli

Estelle Costanza: Fusilli?

Frank Costanza: You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.

Estelle Costanza: The proctologist? Are you okay?

Frank Costanza: Yeah.

Estelle Costanza: Oh, I was so worried.

[grabs a couple of tissues from the box]

George Costanza: Ma, don't cry!

Estelle Costanza: Oh, I can't help it!

George Costanza: Ma, your eyes!

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George Costanza: [about mechanics] Well of course they're trying to screw you! What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything; nobody knows! "Why, well you need a new johnson rod in here." Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well better put one of those on!

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Frank Costanza: [while on his way to confront Kramer for making a pass at his wife, he spot's Kramer's ASSMAN vanity license plate and immediately becomes embroiled in rage] ASSMAN? I'll give him ASSMAN!

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