Kramer gets new license plates, but a DMV screw-up gives him a new vanity license plate - "ASS MAN". George's mom gets plastic surgery. Kramer makes pasta sculptures of his friends, and makes one out of Jerry using Fusilli pasta. Jerry tells Puddy about his "move", which he proceeds to use on Elaine. He also tells George, but George screws it up, and his girlfriend gets freaked out when he uses crib notes. Kramer finally tracks down the Ass Man when Frank falls on the Fusilli Jerry and they have to take him to a proctologist. Written by
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The first appearance of David Puddy. See more
Toward the end, Frank falls on the fusilli Jerry sculpture and it gets lodged in his backside. In the shot right after he falls, Jerry is seen holding the sculpture's base which is supposedly in Frank's derrière. (Deleted scenes show him picking up the base first.) See more
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