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(TV Series)

(1998)

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Slippery Pete: Well, I need a battery for this kind of a job. Can I at least steal a battery?

George Costanza: Fine. Steal the battery. Now, all right, here is the Frogger. This is the front door, and this is the outlet.

Slippery Pete: What's that?

George Costanza: The outlet?

Slippery Pete: Mm-hmm.

George Costanza: That's where the electricity comes out.

Slippery Pete: Oh, you mean the holes.

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George Costanza: Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

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Shlomo: He looks like a frog.

Slippery Pete: So do you.

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[Shlomo is playing the Frogger machine outside]

George Costanza: What are you guys doing?

Shlomo: Eat the fly! Eat the fly! Got him!

George Costanza: You idiots! You're gonna wear down the battery.

Slippery Pete: The batteries are fine. We've got... oh, God. Only 3 minutes left.

George Costanza: Quick! Get this thing back in the pizzeria!

Cosmo Kramer: George, they closed up.

George Costanza: I need an outlet!

Slippery Pete: A what?

George Costanza: Holes! I need holes!

Cosmo Kramer: The pharmacy is still open.

George Costanza: All right. Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweep-talk the pharmacist.

Slippery Pete: You owe me a quarter.

George Costanza: Slippery Pete. Kramer, hurry up!

Cosmo Kramer: [as he unwinds the police tape, only one lane long] Ahh! I'm out! No tape left!

Jerry Seinfeld: Come on, George, I'll help you push it across.

George Costanza: Wait a minute. This looks familiar. This reminds me of something. I can do this.

Jerry Seinfeld: By yourself?

George Costanza: Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life.

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Jerry Seinfeld: I remember that night.

George Costanza: Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.

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[Kramer points to a broken egg on the floor which is caution taped off with drinking glasses]

Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, I'll take care of that later.

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Slippery Pete: You owe me a quarter!

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