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(TV Series)

(1994)

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Jerry Seinfeld: And what is his stand on abortion?

Elaine Marie Benes: What?

Jerry Seinfeld: What is his stand... on abortion?

Elaine Marie Benes: Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice.

Jerry Seinfeld: How do you know?

Elaine Marie Benes: Because he... Well... He's just so good-looking.

Jerry Seinfeld: Well, you should probably ask. Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's Pizzas... could be trouble.

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Jerry Seinfeld: Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? It is! Poppie peed on my sofa!

Cosmo Kramer: Are you sure?

Jerry Seinfeld: Well, what is it, then? My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!

Cosmo Kramer: I'm sure it'll come out.

Jerry Seinfeld: I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore.

Cosmo Kramer: You're making too much of it.

Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah, you're right. Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa... instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.

Cosmo Kramer: Right.

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Jerry: [after a visit from Poppie] K-Kramer, what is this?

Cosmo Kramer: What is what?

Jerry: This puddle on my sofa!

Cosmo Kramer: What puddle?

Jerry: That puddle!

Cosmo Kramer: ...I don't know.

Jerry: Is it?... Could it?... Could he have?... IT IS!... POPPIE PEED ON MY SOFA!

Cosmo Kramer: Are you sure?

Jerry: Well, what is it then?... My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!

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Elaine Marie Benes: So what did you end up doing with the couch?

Jerry Seinfeld: I gave it to George.

Elaine Marie Benes: Did you tell him it was peed on?

Jerry Seinfeld: He said he was going to flip the cushion.

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