Jerry connects with a Miss America pageant contestant, Miss Rhode Island, at a Yankees game and asks her out on a date. They have to have a chaperone however and and Kramer volunteers. It turns out Kramer knows a lot about how to win a beauty pageant and is soon Miss Rhode Island's personal trainer. After being turned down for a job at a major book publisher, Elaine is hired by Justin Pitt as his personal assistant. Her first task is to go out and buy him new socks. George meanwhile is surprised to learn that the Yankees uniforms are made of polyester and switches them to cotton, with major repercussions. Written by
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This is the first time Jerry says the phrase, "That's a shame." George says it first, but Jerry says it after him. First appearance of Mr. Pitt as Elaine's boss. See more
When Jerry calls Miss Rhode Island, a magazine sitting on George's lap has a purple square and an orange-tinted photo showing. It then cuts to a close-up of Jerry and then a longer shot of the two of them, and the magazine's position is changed and a different page is showing. See more
I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?
They're never in contention.
Spoofs A Date with Judy
There She Is, Miss America
Written by Bernie Wayne
Performed by Jerry Seinfeld See more