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"Seinfeld" The Calzone (1996)
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25 April 1996
(Season 7, Episode 19)
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George gets Steinbrenner hooked on eggplant calzones from a local Italian restaurant. But George gets...
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Funny episode.
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Cast
(Episode Credited cast)| Jerry Seinfeld | ... | Jerry Seinfeld | |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Elaine Benes | |
| Michael Richards | ... | Cosmo Kramer | |
| Jason Alexander | ... | George Costanza | |
| Wayne Knight | ... | Newman | |
| John D'Aquino | ... | Todd Gack | |
| Peter Allas | ... | Counter Guy | |
| Dylan Tays | ... | Nicki (as Danette Tays) | |
| Greg Collins | ... | Policeman | |
| Jane A. Johnston | ... | Todd's Mother |
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30 min
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1.33 : 1 more
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Canada:PG (video rating)
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Cosmo Kramer:
[hunched over a massive pile of change] Hey buddy.
Jerry: What the hell is all this?
Cosmo Kramer: It's my change. I need quarters for the dryer.
Jerry: Why can't you do this on your own table?
Cosmo Kramer: Because I don't have a table.
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Jerry: What the hell is all this?
Cosmo Kramer: It's my change. I need quarters for the dryer.
Jerry: Why can't you do this on your own table?
Cosmo Kramer: Because I don't have a table.
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References Forget Paris (1995)
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This is a really great episode, all except for the Kramer plot which is amusing, but a little bit silly. In this episode, George becomes Steinbrener's pet when he lets him have a taste of his calzone, and they begin eating calzones every day for lunch. Elaine in this episode, is dating a man who won't say that they are going out, but takes her on dates, and has found a dating loophole. Kramer has a lot of change and is cooking his shirts in ovens. The Jerry plot is very small and deals with him getting Cuban cigars from Elaine's boyfriend. This is a really funny episode, and has some really great moments, like George Steinbrener's extremely long and silly speeches. Though this is not a perfect episode, it is really good episode.
My rating: Excellent episode. 30 mins. TVPG