Jerry desperately wants Joel Hornek, a childhood friend who keeps calling him and wanting to hang out together, to leave him alone. George suggests Jerry tell him the truth and break up with him much as he would with a girl. Joel doesn't take the news very well and Jerry backs off, even giving him George's ticket to an upcoming Knicks game. George meanwhile thinks he's blown it with a new girl after he lets he know he likes her. Kramer comes up with a new business idea - a make-your-own pizza place. Written by
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An alternate ending was filmed in which Joel asks Jerry if he can date Elaine. Jerry "breaks up" with Joel. Joel leaves only to return to say that he will come back the following week to return a k.d. lang
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Jerry mentions in one scene how he would have been friends with Stalin if he had had a pool table. However, Josef Stalin died in 1953, while Jerry Seinfeld was not born until 1954. See more
[talking to the bank teller
You want me to roll 6000 of these? You want me to quit my job?