- Danielle Atron: [leaning against the wall, on the verge of a panic attack] Lawyers... I hate... LAWYERS!
- Barbara Mack: You don't think you can make a difference?
- Alex Mack: Mum, I'm a teenager, no one cares what I think.
- David Watt: Let's just say, I'm not the dumb guy you thought I was... let's just say I like doing simple things, like polishing the company van... and I knew you were doing something illegal down here, and you needed my cooperation, or it'd wreck your whole scheme!
- Lars Frederickson: [about Kim, the obese test subject for GC-161] Little Miss Tons O' Fun is extracting the GC-161 as we speak.