Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "crapping the buffet."
Did You Know?
Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn
Most religions think Alvis' love of liquor and guns and revenge was...
Well, maybe most religions can hash it out in hell for all eternity.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters
Alvis'll smoke those bitches.