At one point, J.D. narrates, "A famous doctor once said, 'Show me a med student who only triples my work and I'll kiss his feet.'" This is Law #11 of the House of God, from the classic medical novel "The House of God" by Samuel Shem. See more
It's hard trying to figure out how to reach somebody. I guess the only thing to do is to think of someone that I look up to and remember how they first got through to me.
[Dr. Cox coming around the corner, approaches J.D
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here ...