Scrubs (TV Series)
My New God (2006)
Neil Flynn: Janitor
Quotes
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Dr. Cox : There will be no whining or crying while we sit here, understood?
J.D. : [Stroking Jack's hair] He seems fine.
Dr. Cox : I wasn't talking to him.
J.D. : I don't whine or cry.
Janitor : Really? Then how do you explain these photos of you whining and crying as you run away from the Kwans' apartment?
J.D. : These are coasters.
Janitor : My camera's broken.
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Dr. Cox : You know what, there, Newbie? You can go to the baptism. Now take Jack; Jordan'll kill me if he's not there. Plus, I know you - you're exactly one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.
J.D. : No, thank you. If there's one thing I learned from this guy
[gestures at the Janitor]
J.D. : , it's I need to stop trying to fix people's relationships.
Janitor : You're welcome
J.D. : Still, I've never known you to judge a person based on their beliefs. In fact, you're pretty tolerant of everyone. Except Hugh Jackman
Dr. Cox : Meh
J.D. : I just don't understand why your sister being religious bothers you so much
Dr. Cox : It doesn't
J.D. : Then why are you so angry?