J.D.: J.D.: I had to hide from Turk, so I went to the one place that I knew no one would ever venture.
[enters Ted's office]
J.D.: Ted? Ted?
Ted: A little help!
J.D.: Ted, what are you doing?
Ted: I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.
J.D.: Ted, lunch was four hours ago.
Ted: Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.
J.D.: It's Wednesday.
Ted: Aw, man! I missed the Gilmore Girls!
J.D.: [narrating] Nothing had changed much on the way to work. God, the silence is killing me!
Dr. Christopher Turk: You kissed my wife.
J.D.: [narrating] I miss the silence.
Dr. Christopher Turk: Did you like it?
J.D.: Well, that's kind of a trick question, Turk. If I say yes, it's like saying 'Damn, dude, your wife is hot and I want to get me a piece of that', but if I say no, it's like saying 'Yo, I know she's your wife and everything, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty... '