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"Scrubs" My Lips Are Sealed (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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J.D.: J.D.: I had to hide from Turk, so I went to the one place that I knew no one would ever venture.

[enters Ted's office]

J.D.: Ted? Ted?

Ted: A little help!

J.D.: Ted, what are you doing?

Ted: I like to do stomach crunches after lunch.

J.D.: Ted, lunch was four hours ago.

Ted: Yep, I wasted most of my Tuesday.

J.D.: It's Wednesday.

Ted: Aw, man! I missed the Gilmore Girls!

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J.D.: [narrating] Nothing had changed much on the way to work. God, the silence is killing me!

Dr. Christopher Turk: You kissed my wife.

J.D.: [narrating] I miss the silence.

Dr. Christopher Turk: Did you like it?

J.D.: Well, that's kind of a trick question, Turk. If I say yes, it's like saying 'Damn, dude, your wife is hot and I want to get me a piece of that', but if I say no, it's like saying 'Yo, I know she's your wife and everything, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty... '

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Carla: J.D you're drunk!

J.D.: Carla, I'm not as think as you drunk I am...

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Carla: Night, night.

J.D.: Night, night...

Carla: Buenas noches

J.D.: Buenas... nose things...

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Dr. Cox: We are going to the park to celebrate and drink beer. God we love beer!

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