Scrubs (TV Series)

My Last Day (2002)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Jordan : Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you. It's true. Ask your boyfriend, he knows; he and Perry talk about it all the time. I don't know why you haven't mentioned this to her! Perhaps you're afraid of something? Huh. And Bob? When are you gonna tell Perry that that promotion you're making him jump through hoops for, was filled months ago! It just seems wrong. Which brings us to Twinkie. If you don't have the courage to tell your 'colleague' Dr. Dorian that you're still crazy about him, I'm gonna go ahead and do it for ya, 'cause that's what friends do. Yeah! And finally, Perry, you are not gonna believe what happened the first time I met your little protégé, here...

  J.D. : [thinking]  Oh, please God, no.

  Jordan : I slept with him... and it was good - oh! How's that for stirring things up? Have a great summer, everyone. Bye!

• Jordan : Look, I don't know where your mother was when she should have been telling you all of these things, but you cannot have sex with someone you care about. Sex is for making babies and revenge.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, you're so full of it.

  Jordan : Listen, stick. If you want to wipe your nose and pretend that was a sneeze, I will play along, but if you have something to say, say it.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Everybody knows you're still sleeping with Dr. Cox, and it can't be about making babies 'cause you'd probably just end up eating them anyway. And, as for revenge, I'm not sure that driving to his apartment and pleasuring him while he watches SportsCenter is hurting him as much as you might think. So, I have to figure that you still care about him whether you want to admit it or not and if you lay one finger on me I'm blowing my rape whistle.