J.D.: If you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung.
J.D.: So's your face.
Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.
J.D.: 'So's your face' always makes sense.
Carla: J.D., that's stupid.
J.D.: So's your face! Man, I am on fire, hello.
J.D.: I think the easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly
Dr. Bob Kelso: Perry, are you familiar with Sacred Heart's community service program?
Dr. Perry Cox: Bobby, lately I've notice you don't listen to a single word people say, so my reply to your question is: I think you're the world's biggest jackass and I look forward to your death.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, you must not be familiar with it because you're the only staff member not to have completed his 24-hour mandatory community service. Consider yourself suspended until you do. Oh... and I'm never dying...
Dr. Perry Cox: Oh, God...