Scrubs (TV Series)
My Drug Buddy (2002)
Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid
Quotes
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Never did sleep with her, did you?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No. But why does that matter?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Because I was jealous.
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Dr. Perry Cox : All right, Will and Grace: break down.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Judging by Mr. Barnes' elevated lipase, I'd say it's pancreatitis.
Dr. Perry Cox : [to J.D] Okay. Grace, you wanna finish?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'd start him on a Demerol drip and...
Dr. Perry Cox : [Dr. Cox rubs his head] Ohhh, the throbbing's back.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Mr. Barnes has been admitted for substance abuse three times in the past year.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Yeah, but he said he quit.
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh! The addict said he quit? Why wouldn't you tell me something like that? 'Cause, don't you see, that changes everything.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I believe in Mr. Barnes.
Dr. Perry Cox : Lookit, Newbie: Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't mean that the world has suddenly turned in to a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs. And addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.
