Scrubs (TV Series)

My Day at the Races (2006)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Dr. Cox : Jordan, here's the plan: I'm gonna go ahead and and cram an entire evening's worth of drinking into the next five minutes. Now, you just make sure not to engage them. Be particularly aware of the blonde talky one - I've worked with her before - she has no off button.

  Carla : [to Elliot]  If money is so tight, why not have Jake move in with you?

  Jordan : Who's Jake?

  Dr. Cox : Jordan!... No!

  Elliot : He's this guy that I've been going out with for a while, but we're not ready to move in. He's a little closed-off, you know?

  Jordan : [Pointing at Cox behind her hand]  Uh, sweetie, are you aware of who I live with?

  Dr. Cox : Jordan Godzilla Sullivan! You stop that, and you stop it now!

  Jordan : Why don't you try talking to humans for once? You might enjoy it!

  Carla : Elliot, maybe you should be the one to open Jake up? You know like Turk can be a little... immature - you know, like I always have to talk about my feelings over dinner or shut off his iPod during sex. I bet you could do the same thing with Jake.

  Dr. Cox : Or... maybe you could pressure him, get dumped, throw on fifty pounds, start collecting knick-knacks and meet your future now. You know... before the loneliness burns too much?

  [Hopping in his seat] 

  Dr. Cox : Wooooo-ohhhhh!

  [Laughing] 

  Dr. Cox : Gosh, I did enjoy that!