Dr. Christopher Turk: You kissed my wife!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [J.D.'s narration] I miss the silence.
Dr. Christopher Turk: Did you like it?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Well that's kind of a trick question, Turk. I mean if I say yes, it's like I'm saying: damn dude, your wife is hot & I'd like to get me some of that. But if I say no then I'm all like: yo, I know she's your wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty.
Dr. Elliot Reid: She's a teenage girl, that's an awkward time. You know, your breasts are growing... not always symmetrically. You like boys. Maybe one gives you a ride home, you think something's gonna happen but it doesn't and that just makes it official that you're a lop-sided freak! Happy ending though; lefty caught up in college.
Dr. Perry Cox: Barbie! I have a finite amount of brain space and your inspiring story of the little breast who couldn't just pushed out my memory of the 1980 Olympic Hockey team's victory at Lake Placid. Miracle on Ice -
Dr. Perry Cox: gone!
Dr. Perry Cox: [to Dr. Elliot Reid] Barbie! Feel free to kiss my ring.