Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Friend's Mistake (2001)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr Cox.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm hoping for your sake there's another Dr Cox sitting right behind me.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I feel stupid but... sending me to Kelso like that, well... I'm not sure what you were trying to teach me.

  Dr. Perry Cox : The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : I think we both know there's more to it than that.

  Dr. Perry Cox : No, no, there's not! Look, I want you to go ahead and spread the word, missy: I've had enough! The next whiny intern that comes in here looking at me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aisha, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic one-woman freak show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist; because if you're so stupid as to confront the Chief of Medicine

  [!] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship because he's drunk at the wheel!

  Dr. Elliot Reid : You're right... I need to learn to pick my battles! Thank you sir!

  [leaves the room] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : ...You're welcome.