Scrubs (TV Series)

His Story II (2004)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Miller : Why are you smiling?

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm just glad you finally ended up on my side of the camp.

  Dr. Miller : I'm an adult, I don't go to camp. Listen, if Dr Kelso was going to take me somewhere which was actually going to help my career, I'd be gone so fast you'd be left here staring at an imaginary woman's chest.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, I'm sorry. That dress your wearing just screams respect me as a doctor.

• Dr. Perry Cox : [to J.D]  Ah, don't bother with that, Trish. You know, I've been getting my hair cut by my barber, Big Frank, for seventeen years now. Is it because his prices remained the same? No. Is it because I like the way his man-breasts feel gently resting on my shoulders when he does my sideburns?... A little, yes. But, mainly, it's because, unlike you, he does just exactly what I tell him

  [flips hair] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : to do. You see, it's my way or the highway, and since you've already broken that dictum --

  [claps and whistles] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : -- you're out!

• Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Hey, research buddy!

  Dr. Perry Cox : We're four seconds in and I'm already regretting my decision.

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [J.D. slaps the bell on the desk]  Things Jordan says during sex! Ha!

  Dr. Perry Cox : Are those the charts I wanted?

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Noooo. They're the charts you wanted, plus! Patient history charts from the last ten years, which yours truly stayed up all night organizing not only chronologically but by severity of condition.

  [He attempts to set the stack on the desk, but the files spill all over the floor] 

  Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : There's a good chance I'm gonna kill someone.

  Dr. Perry Cox : [Dr. Cox dings the bell]  Things you say when you talk to your patients.