Scarecrow and Mrs. King (TV Series)

The ACM Kid (1983)

Bruce Boxleitner: Lee Stetson

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Quotes 

• Lee : [whispers]  Tell me I stink.

  Amanda : You stink!

  Lee : [whispers]  Throw my drink in my face.

  Amanda : [she does]  And frankly, Ricky Joe, sex with you was always a major disappointment!

  [storms out] 

  Lee : [wiping his face]  Ham.

• Lee : [on payphone]  I got a real problem here, I got this kid that, that won't talk to me.

  Amanda : [on other line, at home]  By kid, do you mean one of those girls you date?

  Lee : No, I mean a kid. As in child, as in boy. I spend ten dollars on junkfood, he won't open his mouth.

• Amanda : Look, Aleksei, this is Lee Stetson, he is one of the top agents in the country. Now iIf you'll just untie us, he will rescue your parents and he'll stop these people, trust me.

  Lee : Yeah.

  Aleksei Kalnikov : If he's so hot, what's he doing tied up in a closet?

  Amanda : Perfectly good question.

• Amanda : Are you always this punchy in the morning?

  Lee : Are you always this perky?

  Amanda : Well, you know, I guess I'm just what you'd call a morning person. And I guess you're just, not what you'd call a morning person. eh, look, are you sure you're set up to take care of a child? I mean... you know they need, uh...

  Lee : Attention? Someone to talk to?

  Amanda : No. What they need is food. And you haven't got any.

  Lee : Just what the hell do you call that incredibly expensive camembert?

  Amanda : Moldy.

• Amanda : You know, I think Aleksei was right when he said that we were incompatible.

  Lee : Aleksei said that?

  Amanda : Actually, he said, 'Lee's fun, you're a drag.'

  Lee : You know, he's not all that bad.