Lisa: [Lisa hands Kelly and Jessie bracelets] Here guys, these are for you.
Kelly: Gee, thanks.
Jessie: These are nice.
Lisa: I made these friendship bracelets in Fashion Club.
Screech: Did you make one for me?
Lisa: For you, I'm making a friendship muzzle.
Screech: I'm speechless.
Lisa: That's the idea.
Student: [Zack puts a student off buying one of Jessie's Buddy Bands] I want my money back.
Kelly: Why? Is there something wrong?
Jessie: We'll be glad to refund your money if your Buddy Band's defective.
Student: *Belding's* wearing one! You can't *get* more defective than *that*!
Lisa: Screech, would you like to rejoin the human race?
Screech: You always said I wasn't a member.
Lisa: I'll sneak you in.
Lisa: The girls in Fashion Club can't believe you're gonna pay them. Zack thought "salary" was some kind of vegetable.
Screech: Get your Buddy Bands! Your forehead's naked without one!
Screech: It's all my fault, it's all my fault!
Kelly: Why is it your fault?
Screech: 'Cause I was afraid to blame greedy Miss Jessie. She's bigger than I am.
Kelly: Poor Zack. He looks so alone.
Jessie: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Screech: Yeah, let's get more fries!
Mr. Tuttle: You gave away your inventory? The goal of this project was to run a successful business.
Zack: We'd rather be friends.
Mr. Tuttle: I see.
Zack: So we're ready for whatever grade you wanna give us.
Jessie: But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.