Saved by the Bell (TV Series)
The Aftermath (1991)
Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle
Quotes
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Slater : Hey, Preppie, how's it going?
Lisa : Yeah, are you okay?
Jessie : He'll be fine. Just leave him alone.
Zack : What's the big deal? Am I supposed to be upset about something?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well, yeah, I mean, after Kelly dumped you the other night, I'm surprised you even got outta bed!
Lisa : Maybe you'll meet somebody at my sweet sixteen party. Now, remember you guys, it's this Saturday. Only five shopping days left.
Zack : It sounds excellent.
Lisa : Well, here's your invitation.
[Hands one to Zack]
Lisa : And yours.
[Hands one to Jessie]
Lisa : And yours.
[Hands one to Slater, ignoring Screech]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well don't I get one?
Lisa : [pauses] Well, okay, but if you have a previous engagement, I understand. In fact, I'll pay for it!
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Lisa : Hey, Kelly!
Kelly Kapowski : Hey!
Lisa : Here's an invitation to my party.
Kelly Kapowski : Thanks.
Lisa : And here's a list of all my favorite stores in the mall.
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Miss Simpson : [Miss Simpson is extremely hard of hearing] Good morning, class.
Jessie , Slater , Zack , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa , Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Rest of Class : Good morning, Miss Simpson.
Miss Simpson : I said, "Good morning, class." Didn't your parents teach you any manners?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Uh, Miss Simpson, I have a doctor's appointment today. May I leave class early?
Miss Simpson : Yes, your hair is curly. Now, let's get started. Today, we turn to the romantic poems of Elizabeth Barrett Browning. So, let's have Bayside's most loved couple recite a poem for us. Zack and Kelly, if you please.
Jessie : No! No, n-I, well, I mean, let's me and Slater read it instead.
Miss Simpson : Oh, Miss Spano, don't be such a ham.
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Lisa : When I was four years old, my father promised me anything I wanted for my sweet sixteen birthday party.
Jessie : So?
Lisa : So, he let me down!
Jessie : Well, what do you want?
Lisa : MC Hammer.
Jessie : Lisa, aren't you overdoing it a bit?
Lisa : Girl, I turn sixteen once. It's going to be the social event of the season.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Screech joins them] Ah, do you want me to jump out of the cake, babe?
Lisa : No, I'd like you to jump into the cake while it's baking.
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Lisa : Why are you ruining Zack's life?
Kelly Kapowski : Whoa, what are you talking about?
Jessie : Zack was at the movies last night.
Kelly Kapowski : People go to the movies all the time.
Lisa : But not all of them make out in front of their ex-boyfriends.
Kelly Kapowski : We were *not* making out. We were just cuddling.
Jessie : You know, Kelly, I'd hoped you'd be a little more sensitive. You know, at least you've got somebody.
Lisa : Yeah.
Kelly Kapowski : What am I supposed to do? Call ahead before I go anyplace to see if Zack's there?
Kelly Kapowski : You know, you're the one who told me to be honest about Jeff. And now you're telling me to hide it?
Kelly Kapowski : If you two are sharing a brain, why don't you get one that works?
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Lisa : [Voiceover, as Zack sits in the cinema with Sue] I know this girl who would love to go out with you. Her name is Sue, and besides being pretty, she's got a great mind. And she loves to read, so she's got a lot to say.
Sue : So, like, I figured Danielle Steel must be writing all of Jackie Collins' romance novels, because, like, they're all the same!
[Chuckles]
Sue : Well, not exactly the same, I mean, they have to be, like, a little bit different or everybody would know, okay?
[Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream]
Sue : You know, have you read Hollywood Wives?
Jessie : [Voiceover, as Zack sits in the cinema with Cassie, who tips her tub of popcorn up to get to the last of the popcorn] You have got to go out with Cassie. She's got a great personality, and she has an insatiable hunger for life.
Cassie : You know, after the movie, we should go to Antonio's 'cause I have this craving for a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.
[Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream]
Cassie : [Cassie gasps] I'm out of popcorn!
[Zack gives her his popcorn]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Voiceover] You never met my cousin Kimberly, did you? A lot of guys think she's cute if you like that long-legged, gorgeous, blonde ballerina-type.
Kimberly : Oh, he's so mean! I hope they catch him.
[Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream]
Kimberly : Oh, no!
[Clutches Zack]
Zack : Kim, how would you feel about a burger after the movie? I know a great place where we can go.
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Kelly Kapowski : [Trying to smooth things over] Hi, guys. How ya doin'?
Slater : Okay. I'll have a double cheeseburger.
Jessie : Cheeseburger.
Lisa : Cheeseburger.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Do you have any specials?
[Lisa hits him]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Oh. Cheeseburger.
Kelly Kapowski : How's Zack doing?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : See? You guys are wrong! She does remember his name.
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Zack : [Taking Kimberly into The Max] Well, this is the place. Hey! Look who's here.
[Goes over to the gang's table]
Zack : Kimberly, I want you to meet some of my friends. This is Jessie, this is Slater, this is Lisa, and of course you know Screech.
[Ignores Kelly]
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Hey, cuz. Missed you at Aunt Gertrude's birthday party. We played "Pin the Tail on Uncle Fred" again.
Kelly Kapowski : Hi, Zack.
Zack : Oh, hi. Oh, I'm glad you're here. Can you get us a table? Something really romantic.
Kelly Kapowski : Yeah, sure, right this way.
Zack : See you guys later.
Lisa : Wow, look at him! He's really happy.
Slater : [to Screech, after looking at Kimberly] How could *you* be related to *her*?
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Well, she's adopted.
Slater : Oh, that makes sense.
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Zack : Would you like to dance?
Kimberly : I'd love to.
Zack : Alright.
Samuel 'Screech' Powers : [Zack chooses song on the jukebox and starts dancing with Kimberly] Whoa. That's A-12. Zack and Kelly's song.
Lisa : Why would he do that? That's so cruel!
Jessie : To get even with her.
Lisa : What a creep. Kelly does not deserve that.
Jessie : And she didn't deserve to be snubbed by us either.
Slater : Right.
Kelly Kapowski : [Kelly returns with the milkshake Zack ordered and hears the song; she puts the milkshake on the table] Excuse me, Zack, can we talk?
Zack : [to Kimberly] This'll only take one second.
[Kisses her]
Zack : So. What's up, Kimber - oh, I'm sorry, Kelly.
Kelly Kapowski : Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.
Zack : No, no, no. A-12 *was* sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.
Kelly Kapowski : Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you.
[Slaps him]
Zack : My gosh, can you believe her? I told her I wanted a strawberry shake instead, and she gets all upset.
Kimberly : I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend?
Zack : No, no, wa - oh!
[Kimberly throws the milkshake over him]
