- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: [raps] Yo, I'm the prince and I'm a handsome sight. Who's this I see? Is it Miss Snow White? Her lips I can reach, so I'm glad I did show up.
- Lisa Turtle: If I have to kiss Screech, I think I'm gonna throw up!
- [Lisa runs off in disgust]
- Kelly Kapowski: Mirror, mirror from the mall, who's the awesomest of them all? If you say Jessie, I'll brain you!
- Lisa Turtle: Uh, I pass! Next question, please!
- Mr. Bainbridge: Fairy tales are the very foundations of drama. Consider the emotional range of Snow White: Loyalty, envy, revenge, romance.