Kelly Kapowski: Maybe he's giving us all raises.
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: Kelly, are you taking stupid vitamins again? We're lucky he pays us in American money.
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Wow, a KLF300 B3, oh, with a two belt, four stroke engine and an automatic clutch.
[Jessie hits him]
Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater: Hey, what's that for?
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: I'm not sure. But it *sounds* sexist!
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: [On the phone] I'm sorry, Mrs. Johnson, we do not give refunds for cloudy days.
Kelly Kapowski: [the girls go to answer the door late at night and Jessie holds a baseball bat] Jessie, put the bat down.
Jessica 'Jessie' Myrtle Spano: No, if that's a robber, this bat's gonna scare him away.
Lisa Turtle: You're not gonna need the bat, honey, just nag him to death like you do everyone else!