- Samuel 'Screech' Powers: Hey, Laura, want some sweet and sour squid?
- Laura: No, thanks. Even I'm not that hungry.
- Zack Morris: For the well dressed miser, the only place to shop is Moody's Store for Men. All major credit cards accepted.
- Mr. Moody: [as he is on the phone calling security] This is Melvin Moody and I'm in a bad moody, I mean mood!