Bayside holds a dance day auction to get money in order to pay for new cheerleader uniforms in which Zack, Slater and Screech are up for auction. Meanwhile, Jessie is appalled at the whole idea, but she inadvertently ends up winning Screech, while Kelly bids and wins with Slater, while Lisa becomes intellectual to impress a smart boy, named Brian, on the school staff. But Zack is most uncomfortable being the date for a lonely girl named Wendy. Written by
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[Jessie, Kelly and Lisa are in the girls' locker room with some other girls
Now, about this date auction, if any one of you sweeties dare bid on my Slater, I'll hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog.
[Slams locker door shut
Thank you. Have a nice day.
[Other girls leave
Come on, Jessie, lighten up. This date auction's for a good cause.
Besides, the guys wanna do it. So it's not sexist, it's sexy.
You both make interesting points. Really. Fascinating. But if either of you bid ...
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Saved by the Bell
written by: Michael Damian, Rich Eames, Scott Gale, Larry Weir, Tom Weir
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