Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

Beauty and the Screech (1989)

Elizabeth Berkley: Jessie Spano

Quotes 

• Kelly Kapowski : [Looking at Kelly, who is daydreaming]  Well, she's got all the symptoms: glassy eyes, goofy look.

  Lisa Turtle : Mismatched wardrobe. It can only mean one thing.

  Lisa Turtle , Jessie Spano : [Turning to look at each other]  Crush!

  Jessie Spano : Come on, Kelly. Who are you thinking about?

  Lisa Turtle : Is he cute?

  Kelly Kapowski : Well, kind of. He's real intelligent, got a great sense of humor, and he's really fun to be with.

  Lisa Turtle : Oh, if I found someone like that, I'd never let him go.

  Jessie Spano : So give already. Who is it?

  Kelly Kapowski : Screech.

  [Lisa spits out her drink in horror] 

  Jessie Spano : Kelly, you're kidding, right?

  Kelly Kapowski : No, I had so much fun studying with Screech in his room last night.

  Lisa Turtle : You were in his room? Urgh, didn't the bats bother you?

  Kelly Kapowski : That is just a rumor. None of his creatures can fly. You know, Lisa, you really oughta give Screech a chance.

  Lisa Turtle : I'd rather give Chickenpox a chance.

  Kelly Kapowski : Hey, I'm telling you, Screech can be really charming.

  Jessie Spano : He *definitely* did something to her brain.

  Kelly Kapowski : He did. I'm seeing Screech in a completely different way.

  Lisa Turtle : The best way is blindfolded.