Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

All in the Mall (1991)

Ken Fournier: Mall Cop, Candid Video Host

Quotes 

• Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Oh, officer, officer! I'm glad we found you.

  Kelly Kapowski : We need your help.

  Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : These two mob guys are chasing us.

  Lisa Turtle : They want this money back that we found here yesterday.

  Kelly Kapowski : Or they're gonna kill us!

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Is that a jelly doughnut?

  Mall Cop : Yes! Which means I'm on break. Heh. Come back in ten minutes.

  Kelly Kapowski : Ten minutes? In ten minutes, we're gonna be wearing cement boots, sleeping in the ocean with the fishies!

• Samuel 'Screech' Powers : Save us from those guys!

  Mall Cop : Why should I? I'm with them.

  Zachary 'Zack' Morris : What?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers : I want my Mommy!

  Louie : All right, kids. Hand over the dough.

  Zachary 'Zack' Morris : All right. All right. Here you go. See ya!

  Louie : You're not going anywhere! We've got a surprise for you.

  Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle : [tearfully]  We're dead!

  Frankie : No, kids, you're on Candid Video!

  [a camera crew reveals themselves] 

  Frankie : Wave to everyone at home!

  Kelly Kapowski : [They all wave halfheartedly in disbelief]  The television show?

  Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : You mean you've been videotaping this whole thing?

  Louie : That's right. The ticket line, the movies, the boutique, everything.

  Lisa Turtle : Urgh. Well this is terrible! I was wearing the same outfit for two days!

  Mall Cop : And for being guests on our show, Candid Video's gonna give you five front row tickets to the U2 concert!

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Zachary 'Zack' Morris , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : What?

  Zachary 'Zack' Morris : Five front row tickets? Do you know how much money we could get for these?

  Samuel 'Screech' Powers , Kelly Kapowski , Lisa Turtle , Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater : No!